Hey There,

I'm Squidward Tentacles

the professional cashier

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About Me

Greetings, dear visitor. I am Squidward Tentacles, the multi-talented, yet misunderstood resident of Bikini Bottom. With my unmistakable aquamarine visage and four lanky appendages, I am a complex fusion of artistic genius, culinary mastery, and a pinch of sarcasm for good measure.

Don't be a stranger

Have a burning desire to discuss art, music, Krabby Patties, or perhaps just share your thoughts on the complexities of life in Bikini Bottom? I'm all ears—well, technically, they're tentacles, but you get the idea. Let's connect!